This crew tee carries a dry, confident sense of humor—bold white text set against a deep charcoal fabric announces “Sorry Ladies, I’m Married.” It’s soft and lightweight, draping easily over everyday layering or standing alone as a statement piece. Wear it to backyard barbecues, bachelor-friendly nights out, or lazy Sundays when you want to keep the tone playful and clear. The fit sits true to size with a neat ribbed collar and side seams that hold shape after many washes. It’s the kind of shirt a married person reaches for when they want to deflect flirtation with a grin and keep the mood light.
Product features - Tri-blend fabric: 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon for a soft, drapey feel - Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) — breathable for warm-weather wear - Structural details: side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape over time - Comfort details: ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label - Printing: DTF inner neck labels and DTG main print for crisp text
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
